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My Return (Maybe)! And a message to the “Social Justice Warriors”

Good day, good day!

Yeah yeah, you probably don’t remember me.

That goes both ways, believe it or not.

Though while I’m… not exactly stoked at what I came back to. Sure, posts are there, some people are the same old same old.

But it seems I got a little visit from some of Tumblr’s SWJs while I was gone, a few leaving some nasty messages about how “guns are evil” and how I’m a piece of shit for liking them and yada yada yada. One even said that I should, and I quote, “blow my own brains out and save the world the trouble of doing it for me.”

I really, really wanna know how their thought process works. I wanna know how they can stand to do absolutely nothing other than hit Caps Lock and degrade people on the internet from the safety of their homes while there are people out there practicing what they preach and actually making a difference.

So how come you don’t?

You’re all cowards, the lot of you.

If you think I’m trash, scum, the shit you scrape off of your boots, than don’t private message me and then hide behind your computer so that you don’t get hurt. Come on out. Say that shit to my face. I fucking dare you.

I’m not afraid of a few teenagers thinking they’re doing good by punching keys on their keyboard and degrading someone for merely disagreeing with what they say and going against their skewed beliefs.

So I invite you, so called “Social Justice Warriors”, to confront me directly. Get in my face, shout what you believe in and what you’re gonna do about it. Because as far as I can see, you’re all a bunch of slackers who don’t want to go outside because you might fucking learn something.

Don’t hide behind a computer screen. Grow the fuck up, for once.

Be a goddamned adult.

This is the General, signing off.

scottisourking:

pandabearjayy:

tumboy:

50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

Beyond done.

oh my god

merry-thranduilmas-mellon-nin:

plaidbakerstreetcaptain:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

because it is worthy


*crying* How much do we think it will hurt Loki to know that a HOOK is worthier of Mjolnir than he is?

merry-thranduilmas-mellon-nin:

plaidbakerstreetcaptain:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

because it is worthy

*crying* How much do we think it will hurt Loki to know that a HOOK is worthier of Mjolnir than he is?

 - Pokemon X & Y- Snowbelle City [Slowed and Fine-Tuned]
440,745 plays

mecha-drago:

I decided to slow down my favorite song in Pokemon X and Y and…. Well, just take a listen.

fancykraken:

will you two please just stop

actual five-year-olds [x]

bowtied:

sinixto submitted:

"Here ya go Doc."

My—? Um. I’m glad- um, that you think my—

—my bow tie’s- cool.

bowtied:

sinixto submitted:

"Here ya go Doc."

My—? Um. I’m glad- um, that you think my—

—my bow tie’s- cool.

bombursbelly:

"I was the last one to speak to Ivan. He made me promise to give you this."

x

freshest-tittymilk:

mendaciousangel:

Infographic: Movie Franchise Lexicon
Remake or reboot or reimagination or retcon? Empire sorts it out.

whomever made this

thank you

chainsandshipsexciteme:

I didn’t understand that reference at first so I looked it up and apparently there were fifty-seven academics who theorized that Shakespeare was gay/bisexual.

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

queenmotherofdragons:

vulcanthropy:

if you turn off all the lights, stand in front of a mirror, and say “leonard mccoy” three times, he won’t appear because he’s a doctor, damnit, not an urban legend

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andisbetter:

Halloween is the best. Candy AND falling leaves AND pumpkins with skulls carved into them. It’s almost as good as a Ford with style AND awesome technology. Because just like AND, Halloween is a time of plenty. 

Watch the full video here: http://blog.joevaughn.com/post/64310348506/pumpkinlobotomy 

Photography by Joe Vaughn - http://blog.joevaughn.com/
Carving by Chris Soria with Maniac Pumpkin Carvers - www.maniacpumpkincarvers.com
Design by Jason Smith - lurkanddestroy.com

andisbetter:

Halloween is the best. Candy AND falling leaves AND pumpkins with skulls carved into them. It’s almost as good as a Ford with style AND awesome technology. Because just like AND, Halloween is a time of plenty. 

Watch the full video here: http://blog.joevaughn.com/post/64310348506/pumpkinlobotomy 

Photography by Joe Vaughn - http://blog.joevaughn.com/

Carving by Chris Soria with Maniac Pumpkin Carvers - www.maniacpumpkincarvers.com

Design by Jason Smith - lurkanddestroy.com

7ns:

lookin at the booty like
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